#Meet the spartans free download movie
So why is this movie so bad? Well, it's obvious that the movie was made cheaply and the film makers didn't care if most people would never go see this film. While not quite as horrible as "Disaster Movie", this is like saying that Ebola isn't quite as bad as and the Pneumonic Plague-neither one is particularly nice! Why anyone would pay for such a dreadful experience is beyond me. Like "Disaster Movie", "Superhero Movie" and 1001 other iterations, this movie was simply dreadful. It's obvious that this is going to be a very, very long movie. Soon, eating canned dog food, killer penguins (which crap on the leading man), laughing at the death of Anna Nicole Smith and the like follow in this dreadful film.
One is a baby Shrek and the puppet looked 100% plastic and stupid-and then began spewing green slime. Reviewed by MartinHafer 2 / 10 Well, at least it's not as bad as "Disaster Movie"!Īs this film begins, you see an ancient Greek guy inspecting babies. PG-13 for language, sexual and crude humor. My rating: Possibly worst movie I've ever seen. But of course this is my opinion, and warning, don't see this movie! It will cause depression. When the movie ended after just over an hour, I had a headache, and wondered how dumb some people truly are, because nobody of any intelligence could've thought this was hilarious. That's how I felt about pretty much every part of this movie though. It made no sense why it was thrown in here. The movies were also thrown about all over so people in the audience could say, "Duh, I know what they're referencing." To give away a mild spoiler and one of the dumbest scenes in the movie, Carmen Electra's character turns into Spiderman and she beats up the Sandman, who is then pooped on by a cat.
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References to TV were thrown around, usually making no sense and totally pointless. When Leonidas is going to be killed by a talking penguin, it says, "Say hi to Anna Nicole Smith for me." These idiot writers are stooping as low as to make fun of people being dead? It's terrible. And every other celebrity that is made fun of, has the exact same role. Paris Hilton, who is in a few scenes, but ultimately disappears with no point, talks about her jail time. Much of the celebrity humor was just the celebrities pointing out their character traits. There are 3 instances of celebrity panels judging the Spartans in this, and it's not like it was a running joke either. The two extremely untalented writers of this mess want to include every movie possible, and mention every celebrity they can, and include any show they can cram in. Bush, Tom Cruise, and Ellen Degeneres are also knocked in the hole. During the deleted scenes, Dane Cook, George W. After the credits seem to be over, deleted scenes are shown simply to make the movie more than 70 minutes. Then he knocks Sanjaya, Brittany Spears, Kevin Federline, The American Idol judges and Ryan Seacrest in the hole. Okay, not funny, but at least it's over.right? Nope. King Leonidas knocks a messenger in the hole, then his two men. Repetitiveness was the only word that comes to mind when watching this. It didn't need to be explained, a monkey could understand it. There was one joke that had me mildly chuckling, but then they killed the joke by over explaining it. There are also many gross out, vomit, sneezing, and boil bursting jokes. There were dozens of crotch hits and back breaks. Other than spoof jokes, every other joke is one involving pain. The jokes all feel like ones that 9 year old boys would find hysterical, where everyone else would just hate them. "Meet the Spartans" has the sparse running time of 65 minutes (not counting the lengthy end credits), which was a blessing to the audience. Maybe it was the fact that half the audience was laughing at these awful jokes, or the fact that this stupid monstrosity was even green lighted, but after this ended I felt drained of my life.
I've had chuckles about how bad Epic Movie was, but this.this was different. That's obviously not a good reason, but in retrospect, some really bad movies are funny when thought about later. The only reason I went to see this movie, was because I knew it was going to be bad. Reviewed by TOMNEL 1 / 10 I left the movie tired and depressed.
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